Conundrums

1.     Which word in the English language contains the greatest number of letters? – Disproportionableness.

2.     What relation is a child to its own father when it is not its own father’s son? – A daughter.

3.     If you saw a dude riding on a donkey, what fruit would you be reminded of? – A pear (pair)

4.     What is that which a cat has, but no other animal? – Kittens.

5.     What word of six letters contains six words besides itself, without transposing a letter? – Heroin – he, her, here, ere, rein, in.

6.     What is that which lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its roof upward? – An icicle.

7.     What four letters of the alphabet would frighten a thief? – OICU.

8.     Speak only two letters and thus name the destiny of all earthly things? – D.K.

9.     Which is the gayest letter in the alphabet? – U, because it is always in fun.

10.                        Which is heavier, a half or a full moon?-  The half, because the full moon is as light again.