Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Love/Matrimony Jokes

1.ADVICE TO PERSONS ABOUT TO MARRY.--Don't.
2.ADVICE TO PERSONS WHO HAVE "FALLEN IN LOVE."--Fall out.
3.A DEFINITION.--Flirtation: a spoon with nothing in it.
4.ADAGE BY A YOUNG LADY.--Man proposes, but mamma disposes.
5.BY A BEASTLY OLD BACHELOR.--A married man's fate (in brief).--Hooked, booked, cooked.
6.DESCRIBE A HOME-CIRCLE.--The wedding ring.

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